Jan
30
“He put his ass in my face and I enjoyed it”
Bianca
Puca's super fun joy joy blog.
Hi I'm Puca and I'm a fun super guy with long hair, but I don't have a fan to blow my long hair in!
Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT!
Ladies if you ever want to propose.
(via setforsailing)
Ham left out too long goes stale,
A man without a boat cannot sail.
(via eatsomebrains)
Perfect example as to why I never forget halloween or “spooky” things, look awesome they make everything!
(via setforsailing)
This is a screen cap of Smoky’s house and the farm we’re trying to make… We can’t find many animals… What ya think?
Jan
28
I wish the dragonforce tab
would update as quickly as they can play.
a quintessence of dust.: lonelyscientist: I’ve found I’m like a bag of chips—half-empty from...
I’ve found I’m like a bag of chips—
half-empty from the start;
I take this life in tiny sips
from a fragile teacup heart.There is no leap without a drop,
some inevitable pain;
but I’d do anything to stop
this hollow heart’s refrain.if a heart sewn shut and taped…
(via unfulfilled)
All these people getting tattoos saying things like “this symbolises a time of change in my life where I get up and start to make things happen for myself”.
So were they waiting until they got the tattoo before they start making things happen? Surely that would waste more time, it seems to be another excuse not to start now if you ask me. It’s like when people say they’ll start next week, “well are you free now?”. I have the same beef with new year’s resolutions.
Stop waiting for this certain future time to start doing something you want, just go for it the next moment you have free. If I could give someone any advice it would be that.
I’m pretty lazy too so I know what it’s like to make excuses, just gotta start saying “now”.
Sleeping
Never feel lonely in bed again get a ones-e. It’s feeling the warmth of another person without the hassle of company, why feel unfulfilled.
Jan
27
On the phone with the nurse
- Me: I hurt my forearm.
- Nurse: have you got trouble breathing or any chest pains.
- Me: Kind of but that's because I'm getting a cold, my forearm is...
- Nurse: Have you got pain between your shoulder blades?
What?! NO! Taylor Swift played both mine and Puca’s favourite character in the entire film.
Yeah! The film was pretty terrible but her scenes were worth the watch.
The most blatant tattoo spelling fails
Psyduck, more like highduck.
(via setforsailing)
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