Hi I'm Puca and I'm a fun super guy with long hair, but I don't have a fan to blow my long hair in!
Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?

Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT!
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29th August 2014

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I can’t believe that was my dream… And the pun didn’t even make sense!
— Suzanna

29th August 2014

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I think I’m gone off sausages! They used to be my favourite food but lately they’ve just been terrible!

28th August 2014

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Sex tape review

Not as good as let’s be cops!

28th August 2014

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Let’s be cops review

S’really good!

26th August 2014

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#sonervousaboutthisexamsomeonepleasecomeandhelpme

26th August 2014

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You guys should “fan” mail me with links of cool stuff that you don’t think I would have seen before! Or if you have something that I haven’t seen before you should take a picture of it and send it to me! I’m in the mood to see awesome new things!

Tagged: I saw a a hard drive made in mine craft

25th August 2014

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You guys should “fan” mail me with links of cool stuff that you don’t think I would have seen before! Or if you have something that I haven’t seen before you should take a picture of it and send it to me! I’m in the mood to see awesome new things!

Tagged: Last night I was a ring that was a fried egg

24th August 2014

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Ps whoever shared that dream with me Thank you! It was cool to hear that! :)

24th August 2014

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Anonymous said: I dreamt we were in a car chase and you were driving a green van. Then we were at a restaurant and this guy kept insisting you were a chick because you had long hair so I was like "He's a dude. I don't know how to prove it to you but he's a dude." Then I woke up and ate pie for breakfast.

I do like green!

22nd August 2014

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The pursuit of happiness is not a comedy!
— Everyone to me all the time, most recently suzanna

22nd August 2014

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Sometimes I begin sentences without knowing how I’m going to end them! I just start talking and see where it leads me!

Tagged: those sentences are a treat for both of us

18th August 2014

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I experienced my first piece of domestic violence today!
She put a mildly hot spoon against my skin!

Tagged: it burned to the boneit's a slippery slope

12th August 2014

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I wonder what the nutritional value of the food in prison is
— Suzanna

11th August 2014

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  • Suzanna: Stop being so charming I'm trying to watch a movie.
  • Me: ;)
  • Suzanna: You look like a cartoon character!

7th August 2014

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Oh my God this is brilliant!

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