smokybanjo asked: Bake me a pie ..... Like NOW!
For Smoky, its Erics ridicolousness incarnate →
gracenmichelle: neart13: This has to be said twice effenfish is the man! Dear Puca, Please make this image a click-through to the youtube video Thanks, The internet I really hope I did this right. I’m slightly autistic towards the net
gracenmichelle: WOW. This is wonderful, and I need it. Its like Bishi bashi special on crack!
karrrly: oh my god. I can’t stop laughing at this. my favorites: ”Your mum’s at the door again. Bury me. Bury me deep.” “Don’t leave the duck there. It’s totally irresponsible. Put it on the swing, it’ll have much more fun.” “By the way, washing in rose water doesn’t stop you smelling like a piece of shit.” My favourites are: “We haven’t got a plank. Just fucking jump.” ...
smokybanjo: A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and then says,”Well my dear, mommy and daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues,”That means the daddy puts...
Being Irish is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then on your way home grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab to sit on a Swedish sofa and watch American shows on a Japanese tv and most of all being suspicious of anything foreign … Oh and only in Ireland can you get a pizza to your home before an ambulance. Only in Ireland do banks leave both doors open and...