I went to sleep at half five My day begun at 8
Tell me where do I sign to have the sniper aiming at me to pull the trigger?
constipatedcornmuffin: I don’t feel like talking. I don’t feel like posting. I don’t feel like thinking anymore. So bye Everything okay chick?
alliemyers asked: I do have a grandchild. It's yours.
Check out my fire wire
Its what gets all the ladies!
How Hipsters Break Up
lethrbianca: bradofarrell: hipsterdate: Some people are just nice
I want to follow more people.
franksays: segway: When I say people, I mean people. Not just a photo blog with random pictures like a shoe with a stupid unrelated quote about the stars or some shit. Gimme some personality & humour. YES. THIS. INFINITE YES. YES!
macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: Nacho Cheese Doritos I like those the best :')
Things I've eaten today (not in order):
franksays: -2 fried eggs -bag of Doritos -2 grilled hot dogs -bag of popcorn -a bigbig slice of Red velvet cake -2 bowls of lucky charms IT’S BARELY 3 PM I also had 2 cans of coke and a cuppa tea. and milk. I WANT MORE FOOD What flavor doritos?
Why is "65 Love Affair" stuck in my head, and how...
(via sblaufuss) They say listening to the song in full gets it out of your head try it, its worth a shot if nothing else.
michelleakin asked: Ok, can I borrow your phone?
Tips on picking up girls.
fallenxstar: Don’t yell at her that you want to give her the dick after 2:30 AM “How about we go back to my place and play house? You can be the door and i’ll slam ya.” “Is that a mirror in your pocket, cause I can see me in your pants” “Hea do you know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Wanna go back to my house and talk?”
franksays: 7 adults yelling & fighting in the kitchen. Ugh. Please go in and make a cup of tea, then drink in there while listening to REALLY happy music in your ear phones. Then bop along!
Dear old Playstation 2,
listumblng: YOU ARE VERY LOUD PLEASE BE QUIET YOU ARE DISTURBIN MAH PEACE! YOU’RE MAKING NOISES LIKE A TAMBOURINE, WHO DOES THAT? I understand peace being disturbed specially when its nine in the morning and the builder in the next room is using a wacker plate, floor slammer, Kango hammer, wall cracker or whatever it is! Sounds like there’s a war going on. Maybe put the ps2 on a...
Anonymous asked: It seems there has been a misunderstanding. I was referring to this kind of Bulmers: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H._P._Bulmer
Would you call what happened there hate?
I just answered the door
With a banana and a spoon in my hand, not even in its skin
Anonymous asked: fuck you, bulmers is way nicer than magners, you clealry have no taste in cider
Anonymous asked: Magners is not called Bulmers in Ireland, Magners and Bulmers are two seperate brands of cider, both of which are sold throughout Ireland and the UK, and which are in no way the same