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Shouting fire at a funeral.
fallenxstar asked: Are you asexual? No judgements or anything, just curiosity from the post.
It's time to
JUMP THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!
If hold the heathen hammer high doesn't get out of...
I’m just going to have to keep listening to it.
missmxtherfxcker asked: You are a doll, my friend. A doll :)
Someone asked me to do something.
I forget what it was and who asked me.
It will be mine,
Oh yes, it will be mine.
captain-eats asked: I live on the edge Puca. THE EDGE (Not "The Edge" from U2)
70000 TONS OF METAL
I really want to go. I just watch a tyr video and it looks amazing.
I don't think you all realise just how easy it is...
I’m so easily amused. Like this one time I went airsoft [shooting at each other with plastic pellets, we (the blue team) won all of our matches] we were getting the safety talk on the rules and how to play and the person giving us the talk said “I wish I didn’t have to give you this talk I hate doing it I wish the other guy was in today he’d be cursing at ye and everything,...
I should probably explain that ASIANS thing.
So there's this rule
If you go to sleep with your boots on, you r friends can mess with you. I never knew this. I also tried to stop it from happening but then again I didn’t really, I actually ended up recording it… Bottom line my friend has no eyebrows.
He continues to baffle me
Me reading out what myu friend wrote on facebook: "Prb friday Ha il tx ya if it b sooner"... Do you know what you sound like when write shit like that?
Alan: That's not even bad for me I'll show ya some of my other messages.
The room is on my brothers hard drive
Stephen: Where'd this come from?
Me: I saw that and I was like why did he download that, I have that.
Stephen: Why do you have it?
Me: There's a drinking game you can play with it.
Stephen: What is it stop drinking when it gets interesting?
My mother just brought me some custard, we've been...
I guess this is her way of saying “here’s custard”.
saltyjazz asked: ALL OF THEM OKAY DO IT
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freebirdtoheaven: all-we-hear-is-radio-ga-ga: whodiedandmadeyougenesimmons: screaming-for-vengeance: Favorite bands. The first band you ever liked. Favorite genre of music and why. Least favorite genre of music and why. Favorite singer? Favorite guitarist? Favorite bassist? Favorite drummer? If you could only listen to one band for the rest of your life Five favorite albums. Put...
normansquidman: prettykunoichi: Q: What does a nosy pepper do? A: Get JALAPENO BUSINESS Hahaha I love it!
Why do I have to give my phone number to google?
It’s like a needy girlfriend, you have social networking, youtube and emails, leave me alone!
My screen is so filthy all the time.
I just tried to delete what looked like a “~” but it didn’t delete until I wiped my screen. Still it’s better than week old tuna right? On the plus side I’m allowed to get another new guitar, so I’m going to pay it weekly and I’ll finally have it in like February or January woooo.
My news is actually uploading it's just my camera...
So it takes an age to upload sorry.
Guys I have news!
I have really cool news!
Okay so what will I name my character? My other character was named kielmar Dienhart I want a name like that ya know? Something that doesn’t stick out like… Mr. Motherfucker. I just want a cool name that would blend in?
Anonymous asked: Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body...
You don't understand how much I NEED my phone!
I left my phone at smoky’s house and instead of saying “we need to go back and get it”, I told him to “bring it out sometime during the week just whenever you’re free”
A lot of people I know in real life say i’m like Sheldon from the big bang theory and Ted from How I met your mother, they also say I sound quite English. I’m not gonna let any of this get me down though, I’ll just work real hard on changing their opinions.
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liannarose: Id Be A Billionaire [: Now revert back to what actually happens…
Time to start a new regime this one has gotten old. Tonight shall be doritos and cappuccino until about three or half three. But tomorrow will be filled with things I promised i’d do. I have a video I asked a friend to send me because I wanted to try something with it and I looked at it a couple of times and that was it, I also have to clean, write loads more guitar, sleep at better times,...
I'm the last man on earth so tell me what it's...
Am I a beggar or a king?
saltyjazz asked: But still you're relating them to poop!
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cataquack: manwithpenis: intenti0n: when people are like “omg I love lights ya ya ya”, no you don’t I fucking love lights she saved my fucking life, were you about to end it all and one simple voice came on and you realized there was still purpose. she gave my life a fucking… If it helps I don’t like lights… I think she’s shit, not as bad as yahoo being my default...
If I was to get a new phone it would only be for watsapp. This thing is free messaging to other people with it no matter where they are in the world, so you could text friends abroad for free, it seems like a win win to me.