December 2011
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Grandad is with Granny now. Forever and ever. I...
Nothing more needs to be said.
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Terra Nova!
Stephen: What mission will I do now?
Me: Doesn't matter Terra Nova.
Stephen: It does matter because i'm not as far as you
Me: It does matter, Terra nova.
Stephen: so I won't have the same torture as you.
People don't seem to understand that I like to...
Like just there now (or, here’s one I made earlier).
Me: We’ve seen the new episode of how I met your mother haven’t we?
Stephen: Yeah 12.
Me: Okay I’ll just check anywawy.
My brother had stopped listening at this stage and continued playing skyrim.
Stephen: I’m not going to look for you ya bastard you may come out.
Me: No I’m looking for how I met your...
I'm so tired!
That makes me so happy, I haven’t felt tired in days.
I just felt shit.
To be fair I'd rather have a bitch problem than 99...
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my brother is playing skyrim
He’s only playing it two day and he’s already a higher level and he just said “I’m on a new side quest, it’s called leveling up.” I know I just screw around selling things and going from town to town but still… I wanna be a higher level.
hugs-over-drugs asked: Dya know what's weird? I posted that Battleshots post earlier today and then deleted it a minute later. I don't know why.
According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't...
captain-eats:
neart13: According to me, I’m a pretty cool guy.
jellabyjones: I like burritos.
According to Orianthi, I call her a lot of bad things and I DON’T EVEN KNOW HER.
Yeah I was looking through the Orianthi tracked tag.
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According to you, I'm stupid, I'm useless, I can't...
According to me, I’m a pretty cool guy.
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The winking skeever
I thought he said “the wanking skeever”
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I'm working on a Christmas song at the minute.
It’ll probably change a lot before I record it properly but will upload an acoustic version some time soon?
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TYLER BATES DID THE MUSIC FOR CONAN!
That guy is awesome… Now I think I’ll watch 300.. Or maybe Conan again.
I really want a sequel to Conan, but seeing as the lost money I doubt they will.
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Conan drinking game
Anytime I go “agh!” or any equivalent.
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Apologies in advanced.
I’m watching Conan again.
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I whacked my hand last night.
Right on the top of it. Now it hurts to move my fingers, maybe I should stop typing and eat instead of waiting for Terra Nova…
So hungry but Terra Nova is gonna take 1d 3h
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I had a weird night the other night.
My friend started stroking my hair, so I said “stop” and he retorted “no it’s too soft”…
Later that night he tried to kill me, literally.
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“St. Louis! Of all the fans in the world, this is definitely one of them.”
– Axl Rose
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Rosemary's baby is on
ROSEMARY’S BABY!
Anonymous asked: You're wrong about not having secret admirers. They're just really awesome at keeping it a secret.
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