April 2011
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macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: Wah! That hurts more omg :c
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macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: Really? :D :)) Thank you for the nice message :3
What was the other thing?
What was the other thing?
theirrationalizer-deactivated20 asked: So has the work experience turned you into someone with some actual paternal instinct, or has it cemented your intolerance for children?
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Mortal kombat
we are playing mortal kombat because it’s excellent! My friend was telling me that in the movie that guy was an actor. I replied that in the movie they were all actors. Then everyone laughed.
We went to the pub
For one beer… I spent ninety euro, it’s not my fault the house shots are intensely delicious.
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I have to be at work experience in 11 minutes
Should actually be already there, but i’m just going to ignore that.
I really need to get the smell of alcohol off me and rid myself of the bang of hangover.
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All I wanted was a glass of water
I walked into the kitchen and my friend gave me a free bottle of orange.
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Drinking like a pro
You know you were drunk last night when you didn’t untie your shoes to take them off. I now have to do two jobs to get them an again, well done past me.
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I think this is my new favourite thing ever.
Craic or crack is a term for fun, entertainment, and enjoyable conversation, particularly prominent in Ireland.[1][2] It is often used with the definite article – the craic.[1] The word has an unusual history; the form craic was borrowed into Irish from the English crack in the mid-20th century, and the Irish spelling was then reborrowed into English.[1] Under either spelling, the crack/craic has...
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My friend Steven and I
Steven: There is just skins and tobacco everywhere, I think I just might quit smoking.
Me: That's a filthy lie and you know it.
Seven: I could quit anytime I want i'm not addicted, it just calms you down you know?
Me: So does exercise.
Steven: I can't be doing that now I smoke.
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macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: I DID WIN! (the first match anyway but it was a close second)
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I'm so hungry
My stomach is going garuga garuga garuga.
captain-eats asked: They did cancel Reaper, at the end of the 2nd season, when you find out that he's dating a girl WHO COULD BE Death's daughter !!
I know what you mean though, about shows being on at a bad time. I used to NOT go out drinking on Friday nights, just so that I could watch "Undeclared" on ITV2 at 3 o'clock in the morning. The sacrifices I make for comedy...
I know what you mean though, about shows being on at a bad time. I used to NOT go out drinking on Friday nights, just so that I could watch "Undeclared" on ITV2 at 3 o'clock in the morning. The sacrifices I make for comedy...
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Organisation
I just realised that i’m so organised it’s insane. All the appointments I make and I always remember when i’m busy and when i’m free. My friend just text me asking if I wanted to stay over some night next week and without a second glance I text back “How’s Thursday for you?”. Then after the message was sent I thought “wait why did I say Thursday...
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Fried
You can tell when i’m totally fried and doing a lot of work and studying.
Nearly all of my posts have some spelling error that doesn’t even make sense, then I never notice until someone has liked it and I read what they’ve liked and I think. “Wowy did I really write that?”
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Mutta fucka I just got poked
POKED!
What does this mean?
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Facebook just asked me to type something I liked
I typed “tumblr”… Then it said page created, what have I done?
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Rise against
You know what I love about rise against? They don’t do obvious rhymes; for the most part. I really like when bands don’t choose the obvious rhymes, it makes it more challenging and I always feel like they respect the listener more, like they are writing the song for the the song and not changing the song to suit the rhyme.
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micklesme-deactivated20110812 asked: Did a paperclip just fall on your head?
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My friend and I texting
Me: Amy are you talking about a session to end all session?
Amy: Kevin i'm talking about a session that mite actually be the death of me... It's gunna be AWESOME!
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That sound I made earlier
You can listen to it here is the sound of me cutting this new bread my father bought. Its so tough the crust could be a weapon of some sort.
macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: WHAT WAS THAT SOUND YOU MADE?
smokybanjo asked: Those are failed uploads.
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Justin Bieber
So we’re meant to presume he’s gay? I don’t know, I thought he was looking for a girl. His videos couldn’t make him appear more awkward, with zero chemistry with his female leads.
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True to life man
I’ve never actually heard a Justin Bieber song, i’m going to go look one up now.
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What am I doing here?
macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: IS THAT THE WAY YOU THINK OF ME, JUST WHEN THINGS /HAPPEN/ TO BE CONVENIENT?????????????? UGH!!! *slap*
(seriously though what did it say)
(seriously though what did it say)
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macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: None, really. I need an introductory course.
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We have crisps
I mean loads of them, people who know my family know not to expect any form of snacks. But we have hunky dorys, snax and tayto. I just swallowed back a packed of snax in some bread, it was so good.
Woe I need to eat before I pass out.
Or would it be really funny if my parents walked in and had to drag me to hospital?
Nah i’ll just eat.
macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: HEHEH SINCE IT'S A COLLEGE CLASS I GET TO BOWL FOR FREE
except for paying for the class............................
except for paying for the class............................
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Census
This lady come to our door to collect the census. I saw her coming with my eagle eye and I grabbed my mother, dragged her to the door. To which her only reaction was “you better be serious”, she was hoovering so I guess she wanted to get back at it. I handed her the key and said “I think its the meter lady”. My mother right in front of the door decides to to shout at me as...
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Sadistic bastard.
I get sadistic joy watching the ask’s fade.
macheteattheready-deactivated20 asked: PRETTY SURE YOUR HAIR IS LONGER AND NICER THAN MINE. -__-
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My mother just handed me a book of facts
“Victorian opponents of the early railways claimed that cows and sheep grazing in the fields along side railway lines would be roasted by the fire and steam from trains “
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