September 2011
Man I have no idea where this new confidence came...
Either way it’s welcomed back with some mad high five, sorry I’ve been off the last just under a month or so.
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My Friend Alan and I were watching transformers 3...
Puca: Would they not just *Spoiler*
Alan C: Haha good man, that's why I always want you in a crisis situation, you're so calm in them. I'd just whip out my dick and try to have one last wank before I die.
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Spell your full name without an...
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Welp.
“G” Damn skippy.
HOTT. bahahaha. oh yeah
You may call me...
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We all die
“So many things I want to say to you, I’m sorry for the things that I know I put you through.
No matter what you always put a smile on my face, just know that I love you more than anything just in case.
We all die.”
See Wednesday 13 can be romantic.
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It's going to be the best weekend ever
I’m going to see batman live on Friday night and then I’m going to the pub afterwards, this is great because I’ll be in Dublin and they have all the late bars, oh and it’s October fest in Dublin too so it’s gong to be extra special. Then on Saturday I’m going to see Jurassic park in the cinema.
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Cold and blue I'll ride with you, mrs. morgue my...
It’s not so bad once you get past the smell, I’ve never been one to kiss and tell.
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On the phone to my friend
Eric: *Chomp*
Me: How are the crisps man?
Eric: grand.
Me: What are they?
Eric: Twirls
Me: What are twirls?
Eric: Salt and vinegar twirls.
Me: No but what are they?
Eric: They're basically crisps... But they're in a twirl.
Me: So they're aptly named then.
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missmxtherfxcker asked: Oh duddde!! You have the coolest accent ever just so ya know...I wish I had a cool accent, or was at least from somewhere relatively cool ..lol
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WatchThis is the green-up Andrew.
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The room
It was so sad near the end, but at the end I was like haha suck it.
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The room
I think he’s about to turn into a vampire, he’s becoming bad ass.
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The room
I never want to go to one of her parties, it’s like a yoyo party, everyone outside, everyone inside.
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The room
They don’t even try to disguise that the sex scenes are over dubbed.
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The room
Mr. Aviators: How was work today?
Vladimir: Oh pretty good we got a new client, at the bank. We make a lot of money.
Mr. Aviators: What client?
Vladimir: I can not tell you, it's confidential.
Mr. Aviators: Oh come on why not?
Vladimir: No I can't. Anyway how's your sex life?
What a way to drop it into a conversation. Also what guys talk like that?
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The room
Why did he just floor that other guy? “Haha underwear man” then he tosses him against some bins.
Oh Vladimir is spying, he should have turned into a bat and become even more discreet.
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The room
Okay this is starting to get funny.
alsdkjutureiwoaslkdhg-deactivat asked: I thought the overall goal of life was to avoid being killed.
saberhagen asked: So I can see you are watching the room lol
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The room
Vladimir: Are you okay Danny?
Danny: Yes I'm okay.
Vladimir: Are you okay?
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The room
Mike his name should be minus 1,000 education points.
That kid totally wants her which is weird because I thought he was their son at the beginning.
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The room paraphrased
The girl: Did you get that thing?
Johnny: Nah.
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The Girl: You didn't get it did you?
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The room
Oh my God he’s superman. He walked into the shop with glasses on and the girl was all like whatever and then he took them off and she said “oh hi Johnny I didn’t know it was you.”
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The room
I hope Vladimir comes back and kicks his ass.
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The room
“Forget about Johnny” I think someone wants to get prego.
Also the dialogue writer is rubbish.
And don’t get me started on the music, is this a porno Frank?
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The room
Oh I think Mr. Aviators is going to turn out to be Mr. Sleazy.
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The room
I think this mother is sending the wrong message.
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The room
Haha his name is Danny boy, also the lead is totally a vampire.
Also I know why he wrote the film now, he wanted to see that chick naked, I bet she’s a school friend of his and he was always curios. So thought he’d cast her as the other lead as a rouse. “He it’s for the film”, noted sir Wiseau noted.
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The room
So I’m presuming this Tommy Wiseau person couldn’t find an acting job so he decided to make this and star himself because he is the writer, producer, executive producer, director and star. Also the company is called Wiseau films.
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The room
It’s time to watch it, I was asked to live blog my experience of this movie so expect my next few posts to be about that. I looked at imDb and it’s apparently a romantic drama, which to me doesn’t seem like it should even exist as a type of movie.
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Taurus - Infamous for being rude, stubborn,...
I’m not rude… Am I rude?
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Does any program crash
As much as audacity?
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So you know those big spiders, like the big hairy...
I found one on my neck last week.
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Machine head
Their album isn’t out untill the twenty sixth of this month… Which is today hurray! But we’ve had the album for the past week and if you like them you will love it, “who we are”, “locust” and “darkness within” are just amazing. Specially “who we are” at the beginning it’s their children you can hear singing, i’m really...
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Speaking of Amazon.
The hard drive I got from them is broken I can hear something rattling inside it so I emailed and wondered what I could do about it.
Turns out they were very helpful, they’ve already sent out another one, I have to send the other one back but they are going to pay any post fee’s I had to pay to send it back.
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Alice Cooper and G.I. Joe thought me everything I...
I have the new Wednesday 13 album, it’s not out till the tenth of next month so Satan bless the person who put it online because it was killing me inside knowing it wasn’t out yet.
I reall really like it so far and there’s only like four songs left.
browncoatbynight asked: We never drank our green piss!!!
What if there were condoms that changed different...
most-awkward-moments:
It would change blue for aids, and you’d just be there like
More here.
My friend had an idea for ones that would give you a little shock it broke.
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I love the art for maiden.
infinitedreamsprowler:
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There is very little dialogue in x-men
I’m only half paying attention to it but wolverine was in bed and then I looked up again at the next dialogue and it was two children on a beach poking a jelly fish.
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So if you could choose a flavour for your cum.
What would you give her?
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He's so merchant.
Alan: Why would you sell your laptop for 350? Is that not a little cheap?
Me: 400 then.
Alan: 300!
Me: 600.
Alan: 300 with a pair of shoes!
