January 2012
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He put his ass in my face and I enjoyed it
– Bianca
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I wish the dragonforce tab
would update as quickly as they can play.
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a quintessence of dust.: lonelyscientist: I’ve... →
lonelyscientist:
I’ve found I’m like a bag of chips— half-empty from the start; I take this life in tiny sips from a fragile teacup heart.
There is no leap without a drop, some inevitable pain; but I’d do anything to stop this hollow heart’s refrain.
if a heart sewn shut and taped…
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All these people getting tattoos saying things...
So were they waiting until they got the tattoo before they start making things happen? Surely that would waste more time, it seems to be another excuse not to start now if you ask me. It’s like when people say they’ll start next week, “well are you free now?”. I have the same beef with new year’s resolutions.
Stop waiting for this certain future time to start doing...
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Sleeping
Never feel lonely in bed again get a ones-e. It’s feeling the warmth of another person without the hassle of company, why feel unfulfilled.
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On the phone with the nurse
Me: I hurt my forearm.
Nurse: have you got trouble breathing or any chest pains.
Me: Kind of but that's because I'm getting a cold, my forearm is...
Nurse: Have you got pain between your shoulder blades?
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Looking at this live concert is not helping my...
damn it hand can’t you do anything right!
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Need to follow more Irish people.
i-think-we-should-sex:
Reblog if you’re Irish.
It's an inflamed tendon!
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Don't expect any emails until my hand is better,...
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The hardest part would definitely be doing...
Like brush my teeth, it’s so difficult doing it with my left.
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What does a sprain feel like?
Cause this is getting sorer and sorer!
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I can’t talk… Get me a vodka.
– Hugs-over-drugs.
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smokybanjo:
He didn’t get it.
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fallenxstar asked: Dominican University of California? YES I DID GOOGLE MAPS IT!
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This is the exact same thing with me.
221babe:
I could be thinking of doing something, even DECIDE to do it, and then my mother will tell me to Go Do the exact same thing and suddenly it is The Last Thing I Want To Do Ever.
makebreadnotwar:
Can I kill myself now?
Not yet young Anakin.
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Goodnight.
Why won't you talk to me!?