pandaprincessx: Can anyone recommend a good (newish) movie to watch?? Winner gets a personal TT sent to them ;) I enjoyed bad teacher, Conan is awesome though! I guess the next three days is pretty new and it’s pretty damn good too. Avoid drive it’s soul sucking.
Me: Mammy I'm still quare drunk.
Mammy: I know.
My stomach is sore, too much drink. More tonight though wooooo!
Repetition is Satan, ha, I’m always saying that.– Laz
If you're gonna die!
Laz: I have to google a real problem.
Me: What's that, just eat dot ie to see if subway deliver (sorry Frank)?
Laz: No How to get spray paint off human skin.
Laz: Where's the chick with the nice nipples?
Laz Remember i was like I want her milk so I presume she had nice nipples.
Me: Oh you mean Frank?
Walking past someone on the road
Me: How a ya.
Them: Hi how are you.
Me: *In my own head "shit are they actually asking, do they want to know how I am" but the I thought it would be too weird to run after someone to just say "grand"*
Alexi Laiho :D
spomfl: My friend down’t know who this guy is but he’s the very same as him, he’s just insane when he drinks. I just sit back and watch him work while secretly thinking “I’m drinking with Alexi”
The sleepless ones
People stay awake for different reasons at night. Morbid thinkers: These people stay awake for a good while think how lonely they are and how they don’t have money for what they want and how their town sucks etc. Over thinkers: These are the people who think about every conversation they’ve had throughout the day trying to think of ways to change them. They also think of...
Women are the greatest!
I hate when girls get down on their knees.– Thomas
I'm too scared of the hang over
So I’m drinking.
People look at the tab
and no one ever does!
saywhatyoufear: Currently drunk by myself waiting for friends. Made up a Parks and Rec drinking game. I have a cute outfit on and I WILL NOT WASTE IT. WHERE ARE YOU FRIENDZ?! What was the game? I love that show!
Barry, Barro, Bassinova, Bossinova.– Thomas
Smoky: What's on?
Me: Dirty sanchez.
james brother: I'll give ya a dirty sanchez if ya know what I mean?
Smoky: I know what ya mean.
Smoky's brother: I'll give ya a dirty sanchez.
His name is Mort! It just dawned on me!
What a great night.
Evereyone’s just doing there own thing. LET’S DO SOMETHING TOGETHER!
Me: Ten pin bowling? Is there any other kind of bowling?
James: Yeah ten pin bowling.
I'm supposed to be driving to Puca's house but...
(via smokybanjo) This may be from two years ago but look what I found you tongue in cheek bastard!
Just last week I was sleeping in a onsie, in a sleeping bag, under a duvet, under a blanket. This week I’m sleeping in boxers, under a duvet. Weathers getting warm ya’ll.
Shit here shit there, Shit everywhere. How many tonnes, do you think there are. Maybe one, Maybe two. Maybe three, Maybe a four course meal. So much shit, Not enough time. Can’t count the tonnes, We can just guess. A four course meal.
Mammy: I'm going for a walk.
Me: Take your phone.
Mammy: Oh, okay. No I can't take it when it's charging.
Me: Take your phone.
Me: Mammy there's a rapist on the loose!
Mammy: Really? Where?
Me: When I'm not on duty or?
And it was the best day ever!
I played guitar today for the first time in 6 weeks. I’m learning more than a feeling, it represents how my love of music and the guitar is much more than just something I want to do, it’s something I need to do ya know? Sorry I was watching L.A. ink and if I have learnt anything it’s that when you do something you have to do it for the most douchie reason possible. Seriously...