Hi I'm Puca and I'm a fun super guy with long hair, but I don't have a fan to blow my long hair in!
Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Girl I've never seen before walks into the apartment.
Teresa: Where are the glasses?
James: They're just in the press over the cooker.
Teresa: I don't see them.
James: The press OVER the cooker.
James: The cooker, it's that thing to your right.
Me: What? A woman who doesn't know where the cooker is? Who let her away from it?
The thing is we got on really well after that, like she talked to me and got to know I wasn't actually a prick. After saying that though why the hell did she even give me a chance, that's what I want to know.