Post reblogged from BrowncoatByNight's Owl Sanctuary with 11 notes
omg batdick
I just realized this ties into yesterday’s captain boner discussion
Aaawww… Man I wish I called my dick the captain! I called mine the widow maker.
WHY
It drives husbands into an erratic state of envy to the point where they feel insufficient enough to take their own lives.
Yeah actually… This reason…
Yeah actually… This reason…
omg
It drives husbands into an erratic state of envy to the point where they feel insufficient enough to take their own...