posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!
well there goes my dinner plans
It’s what gets all the ladies!
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I’m gonna blast my rocket … this is what gets all the ladies.
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I hate showering in this country, when I was in San Diego showering was fine because when you got out you were warm and that was great. Getting out of the shower here gives you a super power of being able to cut through glass with your nipples because it’s so cold!
Irish bank robbers shower before every heist so when they get there the can just cut through the vault with their nipples!
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These were my favourite jeans ever I just love baggy clothes! Actually I used to wear these to basketball training and AND the can fit four litres of milk in the pockets!
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Laz was saying that we were like the Irish Aubrey Plaza because the must mundane things are shit to us. (I think he was secretly complimenting me saying I was funny).
Then I answerred a post “MY DICK!” and he straight away said “Maybe Aubrey Plaza was a bit of a stretch, she a little more sophisticated than you”.
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fallenxstar asked: Wait! I can't bake you anything over there. Your measurements are all different.
My measurements are fine thank you very much!
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fallenxstar asked: Are you asexual? No judgements or anything, just curiosity from the post.
Am I asexual?
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That has to be the gayest thing i’ll ever say.
No that wasn’t a stab at gay people it was just an expression. I don’t mind gay people at all, actually i’m very pro gay. The guy’s that are gay means more bitches for Puca… Ladies.
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