Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT! Online Users
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Never again say “I don’t have the right ingredients”
posting as a link because it’s literally the best website ever. you just tell it what ingredients you possess and it flings recipes at you!
well there goes my dinner plans
Source: qichi
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Reblog if you’re not wearing a bra right now.
It’s what gets all the ladies!
Chat with 2 notes
- Smoky: oh those fit you again?
- Me: Yeah and not even tightly they're a size 30 I went from a size 33 to a size 30 in a week and a bit I can get into my size 28s but I can't breath when they're on.
- Smoky: Anorexia.
- Me: Better that than fuckin' cancer or some shit.
- Smoky: Yeah, at least this way you'll be really hot.
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I’m gonna blast my rocket … this is what gets all the ladies.
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I actually don’t hate showering
I hate showering in this country, when I was in San Diego showering was fine because when you got out you were warm and that was great. Getting out of the shower here gives you a super power of being able to cut through glass with your nipples because it’s so cold!
Irish bank robbers shower before every heist so when they get there the can just cut through the vault with their nipples!
Photoset with 6 notes
THEY FIT!
These were my favourite jeans ever I just love baggy clothes! Actually I used to wear these to basketball training and AND the can fit four litres of milk in the pockets!
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Aubrey Plaza
Laz was saying that we were like the Irish Aubrey Plaza because the must mundane things are shit to us. (I think he was secretly complimenting me saying I was funny).
Then I answerred a post “MY DICK!” and he straight away said “Maybe Aubrey Plaza was a bit of a stretch, she a little more sophisticated than you”.
Question with 8 notes
fallenxstar asked: Wait! I can't bake you anything over there. Your measurements are all different.
My measurements are fine thank you very much!
Question with 6 notes
fallenxstar asked: Are you asexual? No judgements or anything, just curiosity from the post.
Am I asexual?
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Must say, I actually like the Charice album
That has to be the gayest thing i’ll ever say.
No that wasn’t a stab at gay people it was just an expression. I don’t mind gay people at all, actually i’m very pro gay. The guy’s that are gay means more bitches for Puca… Ladies.
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