Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT! Online Users
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- Me: I know the definition of black market! I know what it is now!
- Conor: it's goods sold illegally-
- BARRY!: By blacks!
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If I ever won a billion euro I’d invest it in the IRA!
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I really wanna show BARRY! it’s always sunny in Philadelphia, it’s so awkward!
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Of course you like typing on Stephens laptop typing on yours is like K… K… K Okay when is this gonna work!
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There are people in this world that don’t exist that should exist! Like the people who stopped mad Max from happening!
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- Smoky: You have man boobs!
- Barry!: Damn right I do, look at them bad boys!
This is the video I was showing BARRY! You should check it out even if you don’t like metal! It’s not over the top, just get about 40 seconds in and I’m sure you’ll like it!
Showing Barry a song!
- Barry: I bet that's on your bucket list! To just metal up an old pop song like this!
- Me: Funky town!
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Halloween!
Does someone else wanna do it for me this year instead!? I don’t see how I’ll get time, I have a test on the actual day and I have no time to organise things… Someone else wanna take the wheel this year!? Smoky? BARRY!? Hugs-over-drugs!? Pawzo!?
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Hahaha it looks like Michelle posted both and two very contradicting things as well!
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BARRY! took Smoky's phone to ring a sex line!
- BARRY!: 1800 69 69 69
- Smoky: No don't, they don't want me calling back!
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BARRY! is kind of in love with my puns!
- Me: I want to see the new spider-man movie!
- BARRY: Yeah it looks really good!
- Me: It looks... AMAZING!
- BARRY!: I purposely didn't say that and I hoped you wouldn't either but no, you couldn't resist a shit pun!
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Why can't you just wait the couple of seconds it takes to shake and go!
- BARRY!: Im going to invent that, a cock watch!
- Laz: Why would anyone wear that?
- BARRY!: In case you're taking a piss you want to check the time.
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I don’t understand how a film with the incredible hulk Thor and iron man could only get two stars I mean Samuel Jackson is worth a star on his own cos man hes had it with those mothafuckin critics about his mothafuckin films.
