Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT! Online Users
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when your parents ask you to help them with technology
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This is football!
- BARRY!: No, Cristiano Ronaldo missed that!? That's inexcusable, I'm going to line him up against a wall and shoot him after the match!
- Me: And you don't think that's inexcusable?!
- BARRY!: No?
- Tomas: Where's Barry!?
- Smoky: He went upstairs to touch himself!
- Thomas: That seems right, he's known for doing that!
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Found Barry!
He was wandering around drunk at eleven this morning!
To anyone who has ever drank with BARRY! their reaction would probably be “of course!” but to anyone who hasn’t…
We were supposed to sleeping in the spare bed room but when I woke up BARRY!’s trousers and phone were there but no BARRY! Smoky’s mother found him at eleven this morning wondering around the house drunk in his underwear!
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I showed BARRY! the booty song and the nigga song
The booty song: “He knows a lot about booty’s.”
The nigga song: “My favourite part is when he say’s why do you like chicken!”
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I had a dream last night that Kevin wanted to charge us all €50 a week for us to be able to call him a friend.
“Hey, there happens to be no other jobs out there, and I figure this is the quickest way to make money for my new guitar! Anyway, I’m good at it, I should have started charging you guys years ago.”
Barry just said nothing and left. A bit later he came back with a new guy with long hair and just said “This is my new Kevin, deal with it.”
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!
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I’m not going to lie to you Kevin… I’m going to need a lot of your wood.
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Is this a baby photo of BARRY!?
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I don’t understand how a film with the incredible hulk Thor and iron man could only get two stars I mean Samuel Jackson is worth a star on his own cos man hes had it with those mothafuckin critics about his mothafuckin films.
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Bulmers and chicken.
- Barry: I know you don't like bulmers but you have to admit that even for bulmers that's a poor excuse for a drink.
- Me: I actually prefer that to normal bulmers.
- Barry: That's because you ate a chicken last night without chewing that's why you like this.
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Zoolander
IF YOU DON’T LOVE ZOOLANDER YOU AND I HAVE A PERSONAL ISSUE THAT CAN ONLY BE SOLVED WITH ME NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN
Barry and I spent a whole day in school once talking to everyone in nothing but Zoolander quotes. We could do it really well surprisingly, like what we said made sense to what people where talking about.
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Children singing ring around the rosy
- Me: AGH :D ! Children! tissue tissue we all fall down!
- Barry: Children are fucked up.
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Barry is so nice all the time.
- Me: Oh that's so cool he always takes great photo's he should be a og never mind that;s not him he didn't take that one, forget everything I said to you since they I met you.
- Barry: I've been trying since the day I've met you.
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