Hi I'm Puca and I'm a fun super guy with long hair, but I don't have a fan to blow my long hair in!
Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?

Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT!

 

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Hey Bianca I know it’s a little late but this is something Frank and I worked out for you!  I hope you like it! 

Happy birthday chick, I hope it was great! 

Arse

I woke up and noticed the arse of my phone was missing. So I just let it be thinking this is grand I’ll find it somewhere. So I got out of bed and oened the window (FAN FUCKING TASTIC DAY BY THE WAY). When I was getting back into bed I noticed the arse of my phone was IN MY BED!

The first thing I did when I woke up was sign into skype. Bianca “text” me straight away, so I told her and her reply… PRICELESS! 

“You slept with your phone? FINALLY. You two have been together for so long it’s about time”

makebreadnotwar:

“I feel as if I’m sinking, drowning, can’t breathe.”

The beginning of this movie always makes me cry, I love it. It’s what I need right now. If I cry, the next day I will be happier. The harder I cry, the more it hurts, the happier I am the next day. It just works out that way for me.

It’s good to know yourself and what works for you.

This is Alan everyone.
“I want to look mean for that little Asian bitch”.

This is Alan everyone.

“I want to look mean for that little Asian bitch”.

He said “You would fuck a dog wouldn’t you”, he’s starting to break the top hundred now.

He said “You would fuck a dog wouldn’t you”, he’s starting to break the top hundred now.

He said “yes do as I command you my little Asian dog.” Which doesn’t even break the 100 list of creepy things i’ve heard him say.

He said “yes do as I command you my little Asian dog.” Which doesn’t even break the 100 list of creepy things i’ve heard him say.

Alan asked where you mocking him so I said yeah. He then replied “is that that Asian one?” ”yeah” “Well tell her to fuckin’ to fuckin’, I don’t know what do they do in Asia?… Eat noodles.”

Alan asked where you mocking him so I said yeah. He then replied “is that that Asian one?” ”yeah” “Well tell her to fuckin’ to fuckin’, I don’t know what do they do in Asia?… Eat noodles.”

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hugs-over-drugs:

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rockytopplayhouse:

“Three Chords and the Truth” - Joshua Nicholson

Here’s a track from what will tentatively be called Rocky Top Playhouse Song Buffet, the album of pre-show/intermission music for our main show Maude & Mabel and the Jones Family Variety Show.

Mr. Jotz is awesome.

This is the kinda music I get teased for listening to but I don’t care COS IT’S CLASS

This really reminds me of when Smoky Mr. Jotz and I were tinychatting. We got a live performance and a previously unheard (by us) song. It was great, later on we were robots and our creator Bionica arrived.

Bionica you should take this to your Chinese take away place you were telling us about.

Bionica you should take this to your Chinese take away place you were telling us about.

Project is done

Few I was worried that I was n’t going to be arsed doing it. Actually all that emailing helped, it refreshed my mind to the task at hand. Thanks everyone.