Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT! Online Users
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I could probably finish eating these, I dunno… It’s, it’s a mission!
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Should I be in bed when I have to get up in seven hours for college!? OR SHOULD YOU GET UP AND HELP CELEBRATE TWO AWESOME BIRTHDAY’S WITH ME! This very special lady and this smooth mother fucker!
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saltyjazz asked: 1-50
THERE ARE ONLY TWENTY!
- 1. Do you believe in ghosts? Have you ever seen one?
- Best start believing in ghost, CAUSE YOU’RE IN ONE!
- 2. Favorite candy?
- COTTON!
- 3. What did you dress up as when you were a kid?
- WHICH YEAR!? WHICH, YEAR!?
- 4. Parties or Trick-or-Treating?
- PARTY! I like getting SPOOKY!
- 5. Have you ever carved a pumpkin?
- No! I’LL CARVE YOUR FACE!
- 6. Worst thing you’ve ever gotten trick-or-treating?
- APPLE! WHAT THE HELL IS A KID MEANT TO DO WITH AN APPLE! I threw back at them!
- 7. Best costume you’ve ever seen?
- Human doll!
- 8. Favorite ‘Halloween’ monster?
MY DICK!MICHAEL MYRES!- 9. Favorite thing you’ve dressed up as?
- MICHAEL MYRES!
- 10. What are you dressing up as this year if you’re dressing up? What would you dress up as if you aren’t?
- I DON’T KNOW! I REALLY DON’T! DAMN!
- 11. Do you like going to haunted houses?
- Eh… YEAH!
- 12. Haunted woods?
- Sure thing!
- 13. Ever worked in/hosted a haunted house/wood?
- I always host some haunted wood for you baby! ;O
- 14. Do you decorate your home for Halloween?
- I sometimes decorate it even if it isn’t!
- 15. Favorite decoration?
- I dunno! I would love a mannequin of Michael Myres!
- 16. Got a favorite spooky tune?
- NO! WAY TOO MANY! LIKE HEAPS!
- 17. Any wardrobe malfunctions?
- Loads! I mean… Isn’t that the point!?
- 18. Scariest Halloween moment?
- When Laurie is in the wardrobe! That’s pretty cool!
- 19. Best Halloween?
- The first! The original! It’s pretty awesome!
- 20. Worst Halloween?
- Hmmmm…. Seven!? Although I’d watch it again!
21. THERE IS NO TWENTY ONE! THERE ARE NO MORE! THAT’S IT! I’M DONE! YOU’RE MEAN!
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Hilarious!
- Me: WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CROWD PARTICIPATION! ?
- Frank: in what?
- concerts good, public executions bad
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I get told!
- Frank: That's because you notice weird things!
- Me: YOU notice weird things!
- Frank: No!
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The last three things I said to her she said no to! I mean God help me if I ever try to rape her!
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Suzanna: lfooee
Suzanna: WHATEVER FUCKOROT
Suzanna: THIS IS BAF
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Frank’s not drunk!
These are some of my favourites of the night!
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Apple
Frank and I were talking and most of these are her ideas but:
If apple decided to do a sex line they could have the dildo, the “iWood” and the rubber vagina, the “iCunt”.
The two for one special would be the “icome”.
For the guy who simply can’t the iCunt!
Together in a limited time two for one deal the iCome
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I think we need to talk…
Did you ever just want to talk to to someone for no other reason other than to just hear their voice?
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saltyjazz asked: HAPPY FRIDAY THE 13TH!!!!!!!!! <333
I got this little gem yesterday! How awesome is she, am I right!
She’s a pretty awesome lady!
Happy Friday the fucking 13th to you too! <333
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