1st January 2013
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Oh you can’t just change her tits! That’s depressing!
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Peter making a girlfriend in the sims. Also
“How come I can’t just make her wear nothing on the bottom!”
Tagged: Peter
1st January 2013
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Kevin if it’s any consolation you’re in a bath laughing at yourself, still no job but it’s all good.
— Peter describing my character in the sims!
Tagged: Peter
2nd August 2012
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It’s true what dettol say’s though, it kills 99.9% of all bacteria because… It’s working for me really well!
— Peter
Tagged: PeterHe's got a bo bo
1st August 2012
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All the money!
- Me: What would you do if you won one hundred million?
- Peter: Buy a load of shit.
Tagged: Peter
10th July 2012
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Laz's phone charger
- Me: That's a pretty nice lead!
- Laz: What?
- Me: Length wise.
- Laz: You talking about my dick?
- Me: No, the literal lead!
- Laz: He's talking about my dick!
- Peter: I know.
Tagged: LazPeter
6th July 2012
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He knows I wishes I was!
- Me: I'm going to the phantom tomorrow!
- Peter: Nice, are you going to be the phantom?
Tagged: PeterPhantom of the operaTongue twister tittle
15th June 2012
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Singing at me friend
- Me: BRIGHT RED VIOLENT SEX
- Peter: Stop singing that at me!
- Me: It a release for her primal instincts!
- Peter: What are you even singing!
- Me: Oh you like it like that, you like it like it, oh you like it like that!
- Then later on I was listening to the song...
- Peter: Oh it's a real song! Thank God!
Tagged: PeterHe thought I made it upIt shows what my friends think about me
28th May 2012
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This is a conversation I woke up to have.
- Me: It got you thinking of me having sex with an Asian and that's pretty funny.
- Peter: I wanna do that, how much are they?
- Me: Cheap enough, like a tenner.
- Peter: No they're expensive enough, they're in high demand nowadays.
- Me: Just go to China or Japan, whatever you're in to!
- Pater: The thing about China is they're Gorgeous when they're young but when they get old they look like gremlins! Have you ever seen Gremlins?
- Me: No, I've never seen Gremlins.
- Peter: Well have you ever seen an old Chinese person?
- Me: I think so.
- Peter: It's basically the same experience!
Tagged: PeterGremlins
24th May 2012
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Swimming was fun!
- Peter: Oh these goggles adjust here too!
- Me: Yeah because not everyone has the same nose.
- Laz: I do!
- Me: What?
- Laz: I have the same nose as everyone.
- Me: Even me?
- Laz: No!
- Me: Why?
- Laz: I'm not a Jew!
Tagged: SwimmingLazPeter
15th May 2012
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That’s what happens when I go swimming, I make sex with the water.
— Peter
Tagged: PeterSwimmingHERE WE GO AGAIN! LIKE BEFORE!
15th May 2012
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Maybe not.
- Peter: First thing you do in a zombie apocalypse?
- Me: Die.
- Peter: ....
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- Peter: Seriously?
Tagged: PeterZombiesMaybe not
15th May 2012
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How do kids pass this game?
— Peter.
Tagged: Playing Crach bandicoot3Peter
1st May 2012
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Peter
- Me: A two year old touched dog pooh with her hand and then when we were walking to the house she held my hand... With dog pooh on it!
- Peter: okay stop talking.
- Me: I know how gross is that?
- Peter: No I mean the thought of you holding a two year old's hand is disturbing.
Tagged: Peter
18th April 2012
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- Peter: AGH!
- Then walks back into the sauna.
- Me: Water too cold?
- Peter: No this room is too fucking hot!
Tagged: Peter
18th April 2012
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Ah man I wish they let Kevin put his hair down in the pool, he’d look like Fabio swimming around then.
— Peter on me swimming, I have no idea who Fabio is all I was thinking was Fabio-lous!
Tagged: PeterSwimming
