Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT! Online Users
- Smoky: I got a new wallet.
- Me: Do you not already have one!!?
- Smoky: I do but this one has more features!
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- Smoky: You have man boobs!
- Barry!: Damn right I do, look at them bad boys!
- Tomas: Where's Barry!?
- Smoky: He went upstairs to touch himself!
- Thomas: That seems right, he's known for doing that!
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I wouldn’t kill you, you’re fun!
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BARRY! took Smoky's phone to ring a sex line!
- BARRY!: 1800 69 69 69
- Smoky: No don't, they don't want me calling back!
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Puke? Stomach acid? Liquid fire? FIRE?So I didn’t know that freaking dragons existed. Just look at them. Just look. They hide under a disguise of feathers and call themselves bearded vultures. But I see through their lies.
Whaaaaaaat.
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone. Also fact: when sufficiently threatened, they’ve been observed to deliberately puke on the threat.
what a GOOD BIRD
fucking love this bird
Cheezus, this thing is scary as fuck.
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I repeated a Dave Chappelle joke
Then we watched the dvd and Smoky said that he preferred the way I told it!
WEEEEEEEE!!!
- Me: This is the weed joke.
- Smoky: Wii's are obsolete now that the kinect is out!
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A song begins to play on the play list
- Me: What the hell is this song? I presume (I looked at Smoky and he was just nodding his head) you put this on?
- Smoky: Yeah I put this on.
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- Me: Oh I love that music!
- Smoky: Elevator music?
- Me: Yeah!
- Smoky: I know, I walked in on you one night listening to it and drinking whiskey one night!
Smoky and iphones
- Me: *Picks up his iphone* Do you have that runny game
- Smoky: I don't even think I have battery
- Me: Hahahahahahaha (Funny because of the episode of futurama we watched).
- Smoky: I don't think I have that app.
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