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HE JUST USED A HUMAN SHIELD AGAINST A THANK! HAHAHAHAHA needless to say they didn’t give a shit and shot at him anyway!
Where the fuck did ye come from!? Ye’re all a bunch of whores! Whore’n bastards!
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This is a long one but I think it’s good!
BASED ON A TRUE STORY:
So my friend text me asking if I wanted to go drinking, so I told her sure! When she rang her boyfriend he said no, so I suggested we just go to his and drink! She didn’t want that though, she wanted to go out! So I asked Laz and my bro and Smoky while she was making up her mind about what she wanted to do!
She decided on some other time so I left for the bus! This is the cool part, the bus driver slowed the bus down right near me and blew the horn, the bus driver was looking right at me having money… It was the same bus driver from the other day! He remembered me and gave me my money back! It was great! He stopped just for me! Fantastic! Absolutely just crazy! I would have easily l went to my friends house for drinks if Sarah had said that the plan was going ahead!
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So my brother was playing hours of liars dice on red dead redemption! I walked in and I was interneting and watching him play for about an hour! After a while I was talking to him and saying that Laz, Peter and I sometimes play it but it never really worked because I didn’t have a phone that could get apps back then! Suddenly it downed on my that I could get a dice app now! So I downloaded one and I was messing around with it for a while, still watching my brother play liars dice and saying how awesome the game was! I got a craving for a dice game! The first thing that came to my mind was… YAHTZEE! So I downloaded it and played (still don’t really know the rules but it’s fun to spin)!
So anyway, on the way home today I was just thinking about this and it suddenly dawned on me! “WHY DIDN’T I GET LIARS DICE! HOW WAS THAT NOT THE FIRST THING TO POP INTO MY HEAD!” Watching him play liars dice, talking about liars dice, wanting to play a dice game, still watching him play liars dice, “I SHOULD GET YAHTZEE”
I’m either an insane genius or so dumb I should be tested!
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Facebook is like “I took a shit”, tumblr is like “Here’s a picture of it”!
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I had a dram that my father pissed off some bikers at some show up in Dublin. My mother left early to get back to the house and tell my brother and I to get some things together and leave because 600 bikers would be at the house in ten minutes to kill us and attack the town. So my brother and I got some things together to bring with us. I’m so imaginative that out mode of transport to get away from the house was… Two bikes!
So anyway the things my dream self (I’m so dreamy… Do you get it?) thought to bring with him: Food, laptop and song books!
I think I like that guy, he has the right idea! My mother and father stayed back at the house to die for us. I want a computer game of this!
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