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I was at a bbq, I decided the best time to take a picture was when it was clearly too dark… BUT!
What do you think of the awesome lighting system?
When the food finally arrived (it wasn’t that long but Is starving and lusting after a burger) I got lots of food and didn’t spill a thing from my plate… Then I was fixing my burger to my liking, I picked up the red sauce (ketchup) and squeezed it onto my burger. I missed the burger completely and got my crotch area.
I’m just gonna go ahead and cross trained sniper off my c.v.
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I was at a bbq today and my auntie got really drunk, it was so funny.
When the karaoke was about to begin she was handed the list of songs and for the first forty minutes she read the list and sang as much of each song as she could before moving on to the next. She didn’t even need the machine or music or anything she was just singing away.
Then everyone got really into the karaoke which was so fun to watch. MY two aunts were dance and singing the national anthem tune only using the word “amen”, then half way through they switched to “auld lang syne” still only using the word “amen”.
All of this is in my family, why am I such a lame drunk.