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Sure I hardly knew you! It’s like Alan Costigan if he was in 300, quare funny!
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I made a video for saberhagen’s birthday. I never like anything I do but I’m pretty proud of this specially the things I say at the end of it, I find it so funny.
I do not remember getting this, I woke up and there was a pizza in the fridge. My friend told me that they told me to just heat it up when I got home, they even wrapped it in plastic for me.
Also my friend told me that I was so drunk he couldn’t understand what I was saying.
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I was at a bbq today and my auntie got really drunk, it was so funny.
When the karaoke was about to begin she was handed the list of songs and for the first forty minutes she read the list and sang as much of each song as she could before moving on to the next. She didn’t even need the machine or music or anything she was just singing away.
Then everyone got really into the karaoke which was so fun to watch. MY two aunts were dance and singing the national anthem tune only using the word “amen”, then half way through they switched to “auld lang syne” still only using the word “amen”.
All of this is in my family, why am I such a lame drunk.