Will someone please send me a fan so my long hair can blow in the wind without me having to go outside?
Oh and go here to ask me shit and leave me links related to stuff that has no relevance to anything. PLEASE DO THAT! Online Users
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Well kind of but not really, I mean it’s so hard doing things with my right hand because of the pain so I’m forced to use my left.
Red sauce is just what most Irish people say. Suzanna, I can lust after what I want. I don’t actually remember the sniper thing, so maybe you’re making that up and you’re actually the entertaining one.
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Yeah that would have been better, but i’m not in my friends house now and his mother removed. I guess she didn’t like it.
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My dream the other night.
I had an odd dream the other night. My girlfriend had just broken up with me and my friends came over to try cheer me up, because she didn’t just leave me she cheated on me and left me for the other guy. We seemed to be in a pretty serious and long relationship too from what I could gather. So my friends thought I needed some company anyway.
That’s not that weird except for, I never actually saw who my girlfriend was in the dream and the person she cheated on me with was Goro from Mortal Kombat except he had a horn, which looked pretty cool actually. He worked with me as well which was really intimidating because we never got on so we never talked. But when a person who looks like that knows you have a peoblem with him, it gets kind of intimidating. Wouldn’t you agree?
So every evening when I got home my two friends were there waiting to cheer me up, but then they ended up getting together and leaving the house for good and stopped trying to cheer me up after two days.
So that was bassically the dream, I was left there feeling empty while me coworker was with my ex and my two friends left me. Oh and my two friends were Ferdinand (a school friend of mine) and Suzanna
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Life lessons from mr. jotz, thank you so much i’m gonna remember that.
It just looks really gangster man, and i’m such a peace loving fellow. Give me a blood soaked horror any day over a mafia type of movie.
Exactly even from the title they are having fun.
Don’t you make a “cute face” at me ;O
But will I have to watch all of Ally McBeal to get to the Lucy Liu episodes? I’m totally up for doing that.
Aisling never let me know you’re thinking that again, you’re in NewYork being a writers assistant and shit. you get sun way more and everywhere is a new adventure. I miss hanging out with you too but I don’t want you to screw up a great holiday thinking about cards and an outdoor table.
Eeewww… You’re such a gross.
I don’t really like ice it makes things cold and I’m a warm little soul.
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macheteattheready
Is all kinds of crazy, I love it!
It’s like when you dig yourself into a hole and you try get out of it but it just ends up being this crazy hilariousness.
