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So why am, I eating pizza?
It wouldn’t fit in the freezer!
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Time to eat some pizza and then rob every shop in Mafia II
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I like my pizza like I like my women, some crust on the bottom,some cheese and marinara sauce and in the oven for twenty five minutes before you know they’re ready to eat.
I do not remember getting this, I woke up and there was a pizza in the fridge. My friend told me that they told me to just heat it up when I got home, they even wrapped it in plastic for me.
Also my friend told me that I was so drunk he couldn’t understand what I was saying.
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Look proof of my story, the pizza one, the really boring one about me getting burnt with shaky hands.
But the pizza is done now hurray!
What is this twitter? Seriously stop posting absolute shite Puca!
Sorry this pizza just taking so long to cook.
I know what you’re thinking, but that’s not even the worst part. It fell in the over from atop my pizza. Where did it fall? To this little gap, so I decided “sure what the hell its only deathly hot i’ll reach to get it” so the concentration of moving slowly and trying to not touch the sides, my hand started shaking, then I tried to stop it, so naturally it started shaking more. then sizzle sizzle ouch!